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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles

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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Popular social media platform TikTok is set to avoid a looming U.S. government ban by unveiling its latest product line: TikTok-branded semi-automatic rifles.
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    Takes off safety

    Annoying tiktok voice: “You won’t believe what happens next!”

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      “My Husband…”

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        I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

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      shoots someone by accident

      “Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!”

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