Ninja is not an obsolete job! They’ve just become so stealthy and cunning that no one realizes they’re still around 🥷🫥
Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja
I don’t know… That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think…
Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.
Ignoring the joke
Apparently you are too
Well yeah That’s what he said
Huh, no wonder anyone’s so damn useless 🤣
Dont forget “computer”
Hidden Figures should be required reading (required viewing?) for anyone in STEM
Them: You’re a ninja? I didn’t realize you all still existed. You: Thank you
Well fuck. I’m a useful man…
Looks like that’s useless :/
You were simply transformed into a handyperson.
It wasn’t the same as a handyman. The title “useful man” was for a servant who’d never actually serve the master.
Today it’d be a “runner” or some kind of “assistant to the assistant”
I would have been great as a garden hermit.
With no more High Priestess the priest hunter could finally retire
No no, see, priests still exist, just not high priestesses.
If you’re a dude who hunts handsy priests using ninjitsu, I’d consider you a useful man…
I always thought court philosopher would be a good gig
“I don’t know, king, what is Truth? Anyway, pass the pie.”
They said we don’t need toad doctors anymore, but I’m not so sure.
