I don’t.

As mentioned already you can get it tested for safety. Plenty of water that has the features you described is indeed safe for consumption. But do you really want to? Most of us don’t drink enough water, and if it’s unpleasant you’ll end up drinking a bare minimum. I can’t say enough good things about installing an RO system. It makes water really enjoyable and you’ll know it’s also being cleaned as well. There are plenty of naysayers about these filters, but they are pretty affordable and work incredibly well. Gamechanger for coffee too.

Probably less than you’d spend on bottled water over two or three months, worthwhile investment if tests show it’s drinkable.

They said we don’t need toad doctors anymore, but I’m not so sure.

Oh absolutely. They are arranged in the trolly before even getting to checkout too but you are querying a crowd on Lemmy that is going to be biased towards programmer / engineer types that tend to function well in their world due to compulsive features often considered pathologic by others.

Read Kahneman and seriously consider not doing it unless you are a flaming optimist that just can’t be held back.

There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don’t tell me the fuck what to do!

Is there a form I fill out to get my time back? Is it a separate form to reclaim lost brain cells?

Bot links to paywalled junk is the preferred substance here thank you.

As with anything Google, I wouldn’t use the phrase “100% free” you are paying with your privacy. Google isn’t transcribing your voicemails just for you, they add that data to their collection and with the AI revolution it’s more valuable to them than ever.

Shit guys, turns out nothing is getting done without Dave here. I found Stan, but he will only do the job for twice Dave’s old salary. Let’s change our business model to a subscription service since it seems like everyone enjoys those anyway and give ourselves bonuses and negotiate Stan down to 130 percent of Daves salary!

I did it and I’m gonna keep doing it.

BMW spirit animal

Or if still concerned after the fact, a doctor. Despite what your GOP neighbor might tell you, they’re not all evil quacks and don’t typically take pictures of your stuff either.

Probably push quite a bit harder than you’d think unless it’s a baby giraffe and then I’d probably push close to adult human level as in routine cpr training. Write this down so you don’t forget it.

Well shit. Seems like Lemmy is pretty much an ad service for this thing.

I also enjoy “music” we should hang out on account of our similarities.

With a cheap crappy product and a high ratio spent on marketing you can successfully sell absolute garbage to a large number of people and still turn a calculated profit. That shouldn’t be possible. Taxation on advertising should be high enough to crush businesses that are almost exclusively marketing machines (I’m looking at you sugar drink industry).

But there are so many more poors. If we all do our very best we can come close to breaking even with the damage done by the rich and mega corporations and help alleviate them of any guilt they might otherwise experience.

A Christmas miracle!