• Ahdok@ttrpg.network
    2·
    8 months ago

    Oh no! the last remaining soul who knew the hiding place of a holy avenger… guess it’s lost forever.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
    2·
    9 months ago

    “The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-”

    “I cast immolate!”

    rolls a 20

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    Well, technically all goblins have backstories. Most of them just don’t have backstories that involve getting proficiency in dex saves.

  • Rickety Thudds@lemmy.caEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    The best thing I’ve heard about when players murder your darling NPCs is to just retcon anything you haven’t given away yet. That wasn’t the mouthy barfly who was about to drop a paragraph of expository dialogue, she’s actually right… Here!