ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agoFamily Bible Passed Down for Five Generations Hasn't Been Read in Five Generationsthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down113
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minus-squareYer Ma@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down3·2 years agoSo the onion isn’t satire anymore, they’re just telling it like it is. Reality is so horrible that we can only laugh or go insane.
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down3·2 years agoI don’t know; the Bible has some pretty gross stuff in it. Maybe not reading it is a good thing. *observes behaviour of modern non-Bible-reading Christians *changes mind
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoFound a pot leaf someone pressed in the family bible we inherited when Ms. Bunnys mom died. That was a good laugh
minus-squaregramathy@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 years agoThe best satire holds a mirror up to reality and looks at you expectantly.
minus-squaredeweydecibel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoHorrible reality? Do you have any idea how many heirlooms get passed down but never actually used?
minus-squareMonkderZweite@feddit.chlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI mean, the old wooden skis on the wall are a different thing, right?
minus-squareqooqie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoI don’t really think not reading a book that’s passed down is a horrible reality
minus-squareinsufferableninja@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agopeople that claim to be adherents of a religion should read their religion’s holy texts.
So the onion isn’t satire anymore, they’re just telling it like it is.
Reality is so horrible that we can only laugh or go insane.
I don’t know; the Bible has some pretty gross stuff in it. Maybe not reading it is a good thing.
*observes behaviour of modern non-Bible-reading Christians
*changes mind
Found a pot leaf someone pressed in the family bible we inherited when Ms. Bunnys mom died.
That was a good laugh
The best satire holds a mirror up to reality and looks at you expectantly.
Horrible reality?
Do you have any idea how many heirlooms get passed down but never actually used?
I mean, the old wooden skis on the wall are a different thing, right?
I don’t really think not reading a book that’s passed down is a horrible reality
people that claim to be adherents of a religion should read their religion’s holy texts.