Plus it’s delicious and, if done right, can impress your friends

Maybe we should stop calling it taxes and just start a GoFundMe for universal health care, it seems to be more effective lol

At the same time, I feel like we shouldn’t let that happen because imagine if he actually succeeds? And then we just have immortal crackhead Lex Luthor with a hallucinating ChatGPT whispering further delusions directly into his brain. That can’t be good for any of us.

For a split second, I read that as if you called her an overinflated balloon. I was very relieved.

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A communal jug?! Dafuq?! Why are your venues storing water in a communal jug?

“Non-smoking”

Gets seated at the border next to 4 heavy smokers anyway 🙃

Also, sitting in the smoking section of the airplane. Like, how insane is that? Not only does it seem like a grotesque idea to light fire in a metal bird thousands of feet in the sky at hundreds of nautical miles per hour. But you also can’t exactly crack open a window. What a terrible experience.