Next time you feel like calling someone a piece of shit, call them paleofeces instead and see how long it takes for the ball to drop.

Because that would be pronounced differently, wouldn’t it.

Not only that, but it’s more than 3 years past its expiry date

“We had more money when Trump was president,” she said, noting that three years ago her credit card debt was less than half of what it is now.

Oh boy, that’s gonna upset some people.

Yes. Here’s one for Denmark I found on Facebook the other day.

Guess something is wrong either with my app or my home instance

Wait until you find out that some countries still use fax machines.

No, the printer

Hops to malt

I didn’t say anything negative about them.

They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.

They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

I’m not sure how to tell you this, and I figure you’d never believe me without a picture, but this is what I see:

Well… where is it?

Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

Fun fact: this is an actual German proverb, and it even rhymes.

Trying to record said song on tape without having the host talk over it

Ah, the old switcharoo

God’s chosen footwear