Human being is still a human being.

A cancer diagnosis is still a terrible thing.

I just want to second the dirty gin martini.

I’ve never been a fan of the martini, but dirty gin is excellent.

Sadly Trump gets a pass on that from his voters. The answer would be “I was surprised but that’s locker room talk and boys will be boys.”

That sound bite was perfectly designed to tank orange man but somehow it just bounced right off him. Billy fuckin Bush, who didn’t even do anything other then awkwardly giggle at the statement got in trouble for listening to it but shitsain, oops, bounce right off.

Today? Maybe a few. A week, a month, a year from now? Reddit is going to get worse. People will leave.

Looking at Twitter it’s clear some folks will never leave no matter how bad it gets, but plenty of folks will leave.

The 5e rules state “object”, but various others sources and rules just clarify they change shape.

Most mimics don’t chat, so these mimics are clearly a little more sophisticated.

Plus this is a golden lady, which seems more object-like (statue) than person like.

I think it’s fair.

They get an extra foot.

Oh I feel your pain.

I was in a video rental store, saw “Mario is Missing”, and like you assumed it was a sequel to “Super Mario World”.

Got home to play it and was just flabbergasted. I don’t think I played for more than an hour before complaining to my parents. Luckily they’re nice people and they had more errands to run that day. So back out we go, back to the video store we end up, time for me to pick a new game to rent.

Oh, “Mario’s Time Machine”, now that’s a Mario sequel guaranteed to be fun.

Mario and I were not on good terms for a long while after that.

(For those not in the know, “Mario is Missing” in an educational Mario game about geography, think Carmen Sandeigo but not fun. “Mario’s Time Machine” is basically the same game, but time.)