“murica, fuck yeah!”

We’ll stamp Europe with spqr With French empire

Uuuh careful what you wish for, that’s how you get a Napoléon

Yeah, I guess I’m not progressive enough

They can have one, if they have penises that’s scary

We’re contagious, and we’re not sorry

Nah it is magic in dnd just like it is with American insurance

I’d give the shark a day to dry before checking if it’s dead

The 20’s of last century… Still not getting used to that

What about non binary numbers?

Split him in half and watch him reform two logans like mitosis

Maybe it’s maybeline

Imagine the emco2 emissions

As a neon pink fan I wish there was less pastel pink

Human meta makes me sick

Lights on mean going home

They are under the impression that they own you

Muricans

Me, an alpha male sitting down to pee and closing the lid afterwards: what are you talking about you degenerates

Boire ou conduire: il faut choisir !

J’ai pas le permis j’ai pas le choix