OhStopYellingAtMe

Hmm. I’m interested in getting more info on this Moldy Cumsock candidate. What are their positions on abortion as healthcare, housing reform, and immigration reform? Who is their running mate? (I hope it’s Skidmarked Underwear, I’ve heard good things about them)

I’m sure there are still a few Russian oligarchs who have enough liquid assets to bail trump out, in return for some massive political favors once they help him con enough rubes into electing him again.

Christian fascists and their ongoing efforts to turn women into second-class citizens.

Ugh. Warren Davidson of Ohio. I know people in his district. He’s a shithead. Took over for John Boehner, and carried Boehner’s tradition of being the second-shittiest Rep from Ohio, after Jim Jordan of course.

LOL out loud

No reason for this, except to be cruel.

Nah. It’s not about “feefees.” If an instance promotes pro-Nazi content, defederate ‘em.”

Or any adult at all in the Peanuts / Charlie Brown / Snoopy shows/movies. Never saw them, nor heard them voice. Just that muffled trumpet droning sound.

I hope your dad has a very specific set of skills. Skills to help find kitties.

The only person who can save the daylight is the legendary. DAY MAN, aahaaAaa…

The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.

What kind of “small government” legislates morality?

I thought my hints were pretty obvious, without being overt. I didn’t downvote you, but I did consider replying with the ol’ “that’s the joke” meme.

“You’re literally cooking the planet. Please stop.”

“But muh profits!”

I don’t understand why people don’t realize that trump is also a Netanyahu ally. They’re old pals.

It’s not like trump winning over Biden would change anything about the US policy on Israel- except probably make it worse, and trump winning over Biden would definitely make things in the US and pretty much everywhere else US policy affects worse.

They should be forced to carry their impeachment hearing to term; even if they don’t want to, even if they were fooled/forced into starting them, even if they know it’ll be dead on arrival.

I was considering an A3 for my next new car. Nope. Not anymore.

Nice! Reminds me: Back on Reddit there’s a subreddit called r/bigdickproblems for men with big dicks and the problems with such.

As a joke I made r/bigduckproblems, but it never really caught on.