Pumpkin Escobar

spherical, but pointy in parts

If that’s true, that dude had the worst case of the munchies ever

TIL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug).

I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…

But happy I now know

It’s a good thing a lot of elderly voters who can’t make it to a polling location don’t vote Republican. Oh wait…

I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.

dumbest fucking timeline. A subscription for a feature that requires no infrastructure and is part of the physical thing you just paid $40k for.