My favorite flavor was blueberry pie. Until it made me stab out my eyes with knitting needles.
This is how you poison children. I do it the old-fashioned way: painting my nursery with lead-based paint
No reason not to do both.
Meh, my preferred method of poisoning children is injecting religion into schooling
The problem is that takes way too long. Bath salts are quick. But also, the latter can facilitate the former.
childern*
Are these the anal option?
What isn’t?
So is it bath salts or candy?
Yes.
I think those are regular bath salts, as opposed to “bath salts”. I think you really just put these in the bath.
Fine, ruin my eye-stabbing joke.
Pretty rude of them NGL
Yeah but they look like candy
That is a shitty rainbow
So are Skittles, but I assume they taste better.
My mouth just fell open for a good fifteen seconds or so.
Are you supposed to smoke the stick too, or?
I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.
IIRC that was just weed not a pyrovalerone/cathinone stimulant (“bath salts”)
If that’s true, that dude had the worst case of the munchies ever
I think that was a drug nicknamed bath salts. Not actual bath salts
TIL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug).
I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…
But happy I now know
It’s probably the worst drug slang ever created.
Turn your kids from CAN’Tnibals to CANnibals! Fun for the whole family!
Oh man, Jerry from marketing is so fired
