The coup marches on.

Psyllium husk. It’ll change your life for the better.

Methinks you think sex work isn’t work, or is “immoral”.

$1500/month in an LA studio.

For a total, it’s fine as long as you ONLY look during actual totality. Once you see the Bailey’s Beads (little diamonds at the edge), you need to put on your glasses.

Correct!

During a total eclipse, he could actually take it off! (certain conditions apply, blind engineers maybe require additional ocular enhancements)

Relatively common, actually. At least compared to being able to see a full total. Geographically speaking, that is.

Annular are more common. And you can’t look at them without solar glasses. Total you can look for the few minutes without glasses.

I’ll take that, too

She needs to deposit 10k only my bank account. That’ll take care of my rent for 6 months.

could you elaborate? because I don’t understand how you’re making these connections…

“chosen one” or some other bullshit

By all means, go right ahead.

Add it to the list.

The coup marches on.

Suck it, bitches! *cries in the corner*

Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I’d take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.

Mute.

Please do not use “dumb”.

"Please heal me! Oh, God, why did you switch to Serai? Well, at least you can switch back. Wait, why didn’t you switch, and why didn’t you break any locks‽ You didn’t even delay!!”

But, for real, that actually sounds fun.