In German it’s even funnier if you translate haunted with “besessen” as it means “occupied by bad souls” and “being sit on” at the same time.
That’s exactly what a haunted chair would say
I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.
I’ll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.
If it’s not haunted then why is it sweating?
That’s not sweat it’s ectopl… I mean… Huh, must be humid I guess.
Yeah, well, if it’s not haunted then, why have you gagged it?
It knows things.
Cushion is 85% farts
No extra charge for those!
Ooh. Rainy chair!
To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))
Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I’d take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.
Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you
Is neither an option here?
Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.
