Adios, turd nuggets

That super intense blue of LED indicator lights

Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

With nail polish.

Where’s ze money, Lebowski?

That movie is so slept on, it’s honestly one of my favorites. The book is really good too, I love the dialogue.

Could he come to the phone?

That’s Wrigley Field!

But was anybody home?

I don’t know either, but I’m sure somebody will gladly ruin my day by telling me