I submit the following:

Both of these RULED and I miss them dearly.

I read the article they wrote like 15 years (or more) ago about the US sneaking out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night like a one-night stand. And then I read an article describing the actual occurrence when it happened and so many details were spot-on it was scary.

Totally unrelated but your username was the longest ingredient I could find on a shampoo bottle as a child and I tried to figure out how to say it on my own and still couldn’t tell you if I’m actually pronouncing it correctly. I’m so happy it made an impression on somebody else hahaha