Get back to your ready room and tend to your lizard babies.

This city needs me… She cries out to me.

Also Wtf was up with Sam Jackson’s character talking about eggs constantly?

It’s called Blart Heart and it’s a very powerful love affliction that Kevin James traps Dad’s into.

I’m kind of happy I didn’t know they made a second Zoolander. I love the first one and it’d break my heart to see them try and capture lightning in a bottle twice.

I’ve never heard bad things about it, but I’ve also never seen it. This thread is giving me a small list of stuff to check out to see if it’s truly bad or not.

To be fair if they went into it not knowing how graphic Quentin Tarantino movies usually are, then I can see why they’d leave. It’s got literal rape and sodomy in it.

As in love as I was with Jessica Alba as a teen, I never actually saw that movie because I heard it was awful.

I can’t imagine not loving every second of that movie. I still sing Uncle Fucker to myself.

Theatre handy j’s are a special treat not everyone gets to sample in life.

I’ve got a special place in my heart for Spice World. The VHS tape wasn’t the usual black color it was a lime green color. My little sisters watched it repeatedly.

Those kind of movies I tend to skip now. I used to see them a lot more frequently when my kids were very little. I’d take a couple hours of leave at work and leave early and go nap in an empty theatre at 11 in the morning on a Tuesday.

I love shitty C tier action movies. Great way to pass the time.

I think that anyone going into it should have expected exactly what they got.

Who doesn’t want to see a poorly trained child actor try and fill Jim Carrey’s shoes?

Not even Idris Elba could save that mess of a movie.

From what I’ve gathered they essentially betrayed every single principle, lesson, and character development that the books explored beautifully.

Think M Night’s “The Last Airbender” compared to the original Cartoon or Dragon Ball Evolution compared to the Anime.

Hmm, are we talking like Clockwork Orange level events?

I’ve never heard of this movie before? Would you personally recommend watching it for any particular reason?

To me battlefield earth falls under the “so bad it begins to loop back around into Cheesey fun” category.

I especially love how what are essentially cave men find F16 fighter jets from the past and not only do the jets and old fuel work, but the cave men know how to start them and fly them effectively.

L Ron really outdid himself on that gem.

I understand the first three, but I have to fundamentally disagree with you as much as humanly possible on Rogue One being terrible. I absolutely respect your right and and opinion to think so, but for me it’s one of the best representations of what Star Wars should be in the space fiction genre.

What was it about Rogue One that bothered you so much that you couldn’t finish?

So I went and saw it on a weekend with a buddy just because we liked seeing movies. We went into it with no idea what it was about besides “epic dragon movie”. I watched so many fans of the book get up angrily about 35 minutes in and storm out.

We talked to one of the theatre employees and they said that they had never received so many refund requests for a bad film before Eragon.