You fight like a dairy farmer.

Keanu isn’t immortal, he’s a time traveler. George Carlin gave him a time machine.

Less filling.

The compression format or the failed rental format?

Neither centipedes nor millipedes are insects.

Four legs good, two legs bad.

Does he want the baby to get shot by Will Smith?

Speak for yourself.

The cat’s a Jedi. It fades away when it dies.

Does it have the CD-ROM add-on that looks like a toilet and doesn’t work most of the time?

Oh oh, don’t tell me, I’ll guess! It’s the baby, right? The baby’s not a parent?

Nobody likes to admit to them. To the mistakes they’ve made because of their youth.

Alpha?

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Depth_Charge_(BW)

So was From Russia With Love. You can skip the rest, though.

So I clearly can’t choose the wine in front of me!

Then just round your anger. You don’t need that much precision.

Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

Pretty sure they’re already dead.

You keep chestnuts in your fridge?