Maybe ruling the seven seas?

Stopped sharing… until they can manage the pr? No way they’re letting go of that revenue stream.

Buenos Aires was a false flag!

Her: She knows what?

Me: Idk, the internet just told me to say that.

I’ve seen this guy on a few threads lately, always a ton of comments getting removed…

Edit: Apparently this account was 3 hours old, not sure who is was I’ve been seeing then.

I can only imagine the conversion:

PR Manager: Jared, you need to say something nice about Gaza.

Jared: WaTeRfRoNt PrOpErTy CoUlD bE vErY vAlUaBle!

PR: facepalm

Wouldn’t a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.

Ok send us some pictures of bridges and stoplights. Hurry my car is approaching an intersection.

Why buy one when you can buy two for twice the price?

I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

Good news! We don’t have to wonder what’s going to happen! It’s totally going to happen in the next few months!

Until election time, then he will suddenly pivot on that. Right after Israel has completely annexed everything they are after.

Well I could only read the first 2 paragraphs due to paywall, but it’s definitely the phones causing all this and certainly not late stage capitalism sucking the energy and empathy out of everything around us right?

Here’s a review for a Wii U tablet battery: