In a van down by the river

Apparently it’s a spam bot

Sunglasses are stupid expensive because the Italian company Luxottica owns just about every major brand as well as the stores they’re sold in, and jacks the prices through the roof because they e essentially bought up all the competition. Name brand sunglasses are a fucking scam.

Would you like to try the word ‘buzz’

Each with a tail

I tried this with my wife. Didn’t go over very well.

How does DST tie in?

Swing your partner round and round,
Pick her up and throw her down.

Makes sense given the crowd.

This would be perfect for the current problem of monetizing journalism. I am happy to pay a small fee to read an article. I am not ok subscribing to your entire website that requires an account when I get blasted with unsolicited emails and my data is sold to a 3rd party to pad your profits.

My wife likes to give me shit for not using GPS, instead commiting directions to memory and then going (with mixed results). But, I have a better handle on where a lot is, so, checkmate atheists.

Ah, but what about the first on a bearing of 270°, and second on a bearing of 190°, assuming the use of established rail routes?

User: Hey <Generic AI>, two trains leave Cincinnati, one travelling at 50mph and one at 45mph, how long until they’re 400km apart?

<Generic AI>: The narwhal bacons at midnight into a coconut. Did I answer your question?

$1000/month to rent a car? Lol

Sexual repression is the American way. Americans wonder why Europeans are buckwild in this regard, and it’s because they have healthy conversations about sex and regard it as natural. They still have laws involving minors and all that, but their view is much more humanistic.

Unless the internet is dismantled and containerized, there’s no realistic way to prevent minors from viewing porn. The problem is that American parents have puritanical views on sex and rely on prohibition rather than being uncomfortable and having a chat with their kids about one of the most natural things humans engage in because they themselves are prudes. It’s the same reason people get all wound up when they see a pair of boobs, because they view them as sexual objects and not yet another part of the human anatomy. Mind boggling, but that’s religious influence for you.

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By the thumbnail, he certainly looks like he’s got something going on down there. Maybe he’s got one of those wifi-enabled toys that OF thots let viewers control via tips.

Soon enough, Onion stories will start predicting the future

Realistically, this likely won’t piss off their userbase nearly as much as the API fiasco last summer. A significant amount of users stayed in light of a number of subs going dark, so I have a feeling an influx in ads won’t really grind too many gears (or they will but will just bitch and nothing more).

Reddit is much more mainstream these days, and your average Melvin is just used to ads at this point.

Eh, no shame in self promotion lol

It’s a big reason I don’t want those things I’m my home. I know our phones are already doing it, but I don’t have to allow additional snooping mechanisms.