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How do you guys have your hands free to hold a phone or book?

Water is just the lava of ice.

I love it. Alternately, open the film with Happy and his daughter living a very white collar golf existence. She’s extremely well-heeled, but eventually realizes her golf swing works on the ice even better. Enter a hybrid of Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, and The Mighty Ducks. “The ice is wrong, bitch” while punching Drew Carey.

So wading in a cranberry bog is wading through a bunch of wolf spiders?

This one is misleading though. It’s a bit like, “Who would ever want a second hit of meth!? Just try it this once! Only takes 5 minutes!”

It’s so beautiful.

Baldur’s Gate 360

Chris Pratt.

Nope, no bias, this is just a great game. I got so much diarrhea!

Ditto. Removal takes several DAYS!?!?

I still don’t have to worry about AI generated porn of myself, but I’d love to be proven wrong.

It’s immortal.

So much for those relaxing afternoon picnics in the park, I guess.

Ruffles Flavor Rush Big BBQ and Cheddar potato chips.

With a Planned Parenthood and an all-you-can-eat salad bar and a gym and a school on the ground floors.

Lol, nah, nothing like that. Funny, though. But seriously, what’s your mom’s maiden name, just between us friends?

You’re thinking of his neighbor, the accomplished scarecrow.

This guy doesn’t know about the snail.

It’s not too many more steps to turn your rotisserie chicken into buffalo chicken dip. I do it all the time as a keto option and eat it with a fork.

My boss fucks me daily, but we’ve gratefully never had sex.