Don’t tell me how I feel 🙅😂

Am I the only human in the top left?? When I first learned of the gene, I was like “ahhhh that must be why,” then tried it again and did not taste soap. I just kinda hate the taste. It’s like too-much-vegetableness-to-make-up-for-overpowering-whatever-it’s-added-to but I don’t taste soap.

Phew because essentially* I was like

* essentially in no way whatsoever

Pede means feet. So does the pie in piedmont.

9gag?

It is now two thousand and twenty and four, my friend. More like ten gag by now.

If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?

while not a perfect match, https://xkcd.com/927

Are they even doing that tho? Like they talk about it a lot, but because these are children we send to slaughter and watch their teachers bleed out while terrified, I demand to see these thoughts and prayers as long as they are preferred in a way that implies moral support. Appalling.

A lotta hope. My 3 minutes are penciled in tomorrow at 2pm. Same 3 minutes my legislators spend on it. Gotta have hope!¹

1. “Gotta have hope!” is a thing you hear in cancer wards and places where people know in their souls that there is no hope.

God damn it if you will allow the phrase.

I have the tendency to infer that the Bible is the bedrock of American Christianity. But your meme speaks truth. Nobody but me and like Mike Pence care what it says.

I was hoping the nouveau American Taliban would outlaw divorce before permitting any-sex marriage.

and yet

fear of god

is technically and delightfully ambiguously either:

• fear that others have of god
• fear that god has of others

I prefer to believe they never noticed

This was around sporadically in the US Great Plains until maybe the 1990s. And calling outside your city but within the same area code was an eight-digit call:

1 + seven-digit local phone number

I still can’t quite believe it, especially when my city added a 6th area code a few years back.

Oh should I under stand that I have en countered a sovereign citizen 😏

You got these saved for special Cartesian grid-ridiculousness occasions? I salute you.

That’s the most patronizing bullshit I have ever heard. It would have driven me mad.

The original.