Dark patterns are malicious and antagonistic against the end user. The microtransactions add arsenic to the tea.

A vile, “minty” milkshake.

Not as vile as its mascot, Uncle O’Grimacey

It’s the framerate and response lag that is going to make it a motion sickness machine for folks like me.

And sadly, it gets worse as I age, so VR is running a losing race.

Here in the states St. Patrick’s day is more about Mad Sweeney from American Gods or The Lucky Charms mascot than it is about the guy who invented the Shamrock as a Catholic mnemonic. Go to your local department store like Target or Walmart and look for St. Patrick’s Day seasonals and you’ll find four-leaf clovers where shamrocks should be.

We can’t tell the difference and don’t really care. We’ll just take our kids to McDonalds to get a minty milkshake.