My dark passenger(s)

I used to be a 9/11 truther, convinced of ex military, windowless jets with missile pods, thermite and a global conspiracy to kill thousands just to fake the death of a few important scientists who were on the plane so they could be kidnapped and enslaved to prevent them leaking government secrets while also making bank on the insurance claims and destroying evidence of massive corruption and compromat, just like the scuttling of the titanic.

Im still not really sure when and why I changed my mind.

I guess you could say he…😎 came around.

Over gravel or concrete?

Republicans love a thicc booty.

Right plant has had a rough life

Do not ignore the worm bile.

Oh I have a real linkedin, but I have several fake ones for lurking as well.

Nice to meet you, Shadrak!

I have about 5 or 6 aliases, full blown characters that live in my head, each with different names, addresses and backstories that I use. Even they lie about their personal circumstances sometimes. For example, on LinkedIn, John Longson works at Longson and Longson consulting, but he’s the only employee, and he actually just works at a thrift store with a side hustle of selling second hand clothes on etsy under an alias.

Left is to redistribute the land. Far left is to redistribute the landlords too.

Just put the whole economy on black.

No, red!

NO, BLACK!

Please hurry

I still pine for that ham bone soup I drunk-made after Christmas that one times.

“Pair of ugly sneaker shoes? $10”

‘Scorpions by the Gallon’ new thrash metal band name

orphaned orca sadly straps on suicide vest

Pretty hard to download these mandatory windows updates when youre uner 500m of water.

But the lava is tax deductable

Thats… kind of how credit card debt be.