Jesus did not exist, which is overtly true.

It really was something.

Yes! Battlefield Earth.
I stayed for the whole movie because I couldn’t believe how bad it was.

Ha ha ha, Jesus never existed. Stop living in the Bronze Age.

A møøse once bit my sister.

The GOPs wet dream.

It dances better than me

A friend of mine just moved to California. San Diego. Couldn’t afford a house so he bought a boat and he now lives on the boat. He said the boat is much better than any house. It’s much larger than any house he could maybe afford there and if he doesn’t like San Diego, he could just float away to somewhere else.

Baby hands.

If the person you want to give a gift to is a weightlifter or work out enthusiast, buy them a shirt.

If the shirt is too big, they will be flattered, and if the shirt is too small, they will wear it.

For the last several decades now I have asked my wife or others “guess what I got you for Christmas?” (Birthday or whatever…).

The first thing they guess is the real thing they want as a gift.

Burn fossil fuel and tear up the land?

Bad things happen in Philadelphia

It’s fine.

You sound a bit like Ira Glass, the host of “this American life”.

I can’t get this to play, is there a link?

Can I submit my own song?

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