Like I’d believe that. Next you’re gonna try to tell me birds are real.
- 1 Post
- 17 Comments
How will we know it’s actually Australia, and not just some continent between Africa and South America?
Of course they can’t do an Australian accent: it’s not a real accent because Australia isn’t real.
Yeah bud, you’re in c/lemmyshitposts. Were you expecting thoughtful, artfully crafted memes?
I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️
I’m ready for someone to disrupt the super yacht market with some fucking torpedoes.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workstopolitics @lemmy.world•Mar-a-Lago Judge: Jury Sees Top Secret Files or Trump Wins
2·2 years agoFirst summary I’ve seen that’s so digestible. Thanks for sharing!
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Starbucks accused of violating Americans with Disabilities Act by charging extra for non-dairy
13·2 years agoIt’s cheaper for Starbucks to buy Cow milk than oat milk because the dairy industry is very heavily subsidized. Starbucks doesn’t make the milk.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is your favorite color?
62·2 years agoI don’t know if incoherently rambling really qualifies you as a “master speaker and story teller”
They still have pinball.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Nex Benedict’s death illustrates the hostility of Oklahoma’s anti-trans laws
11·2 years agoThey don’t care about the bathrooms, it’s just an excuse to hurt trans kids. If it wasn’t the bathrooms they’d find some other excuse to hurt trans kids.
How do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workstopolitics @lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders unveils 32-hour workweek bill with no loss in pay for workers
1·2 years agoThey don’t all need to band together. They just need a few big ones to do it, then everyone else will just jump on the bandwagon.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
The Onion@midwest.social•‘I Know Him,’ Kamala Harris Whispers To Mike Johnson During State Of The UnionEnglish
3·2 years agoYeah. For some reason this particular news outlet always seems a little bit fishy. /s
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
memes@lemmy.world•How many other businesses would we be fine with operating like this?
0·2 years agoFor real. At least in the US medical school is incredibly expensive (on top of undergrad being really expensive too). Going to school is a huge risk, because if you find you can’t handle it half way through, you’ve got all that debt,without the job to actually pay it. We’ve got so many incredible potential doctors and nurses that just can’t afford to go to school
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•India moves to implement controversial citizenship bill that excludes MuslimsEnglish
0·2 years agoIs this you?



It’s just the mouth parts of animals like rats and stuff.