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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

what a catch

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what a catch

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

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      Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

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        smoking like a stack

        great, never heard this one

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        Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

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    Pretty sure this is satire

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      It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

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      My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

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      On Lemmy Shitpost?!

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    He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6

    6 figures

    6/10 (or better)

    6 IQ

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    5’11

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      but when I make fun of women for being fat I’m the bad guy

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        I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️

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        Correct.

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      Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it

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        It’s a meme that all 5’11" ppl round up and claim they’re 6 feet

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          Is that related to the incel thing where they say women refuse to date short men?

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            You get more matches if you round up to 6ft.

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        Any real man would round up.

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          I’m 5’11, but 6ft erect.

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      Impossible

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        Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5’8"

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    I don’t have a job or car

    Delivery driver

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      I think I must live on his UPS route

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    A wild useless red circle appeared!

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    I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

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    Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

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    This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.

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    And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.

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    Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

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    Seems like a real winner.

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    Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.

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    Finally the he male

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    You gotta admire the honesty

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