Boy those are some young go-getters, huh?

Boy marathons look like a good time.

Oh. Well, uh, we are talking about him again, so. Maybe attaching a race to him in any way is . . . not optimal.

CNN, your headline sucks.

Pooty Poot: How can we make our illegal and outrageous war in Ukraine more illegal and outrageous? Aha! I’ve got it!

It was from day 1.

How The Intercept is Fuelling the Democratic Civil War

And just like that, West Virginia rockets into the twentieth century

Trump isn’t in the courtroom and was never banned from criticizing the judge or prosecutor

Technically.

In Florida? Shit. If “Don’t Say Gay” didn’t tell you what you needed to know, and the appointment of a vaccine denialist in the top public health job was too inscrutable, if you didn’t know shit about the russian mafia hold on Miami or why trump lives there or how the 2000 election went down - then you’re just not gonna get it.

It was the first thing they went for

What, is Kadyrov not a lapdog anymore? He would seem to be the first hurdle, not a later one. Of course maybe he’s dead or something, idk, i haven’t checked tiktok in a long time.

Ahhh Four Seasons Landscaping. Good times, good times.

republiQans: Guys - guys! I know what our next thing is!

He was elected the same time as trump and has grown increasingly frustrated with his party.

So. Yeah.

no, no, that’s the DNC.

Hey FBI remember when that russian plant cheated his way into the office of predisent and you fucking did sweet fuckall for years about it? Member that?

And then, hey, and then remember when he staged a really fucked up coup to try and steal the election in front of god and everybody and y’all sat there with your thumb up your asses instead of arresting him and tearing the right-wing white-supremacy network apart to its foundations? Member?

yeah. Yup.

Actually the corporate news media should be doing that.

Because it’s news. and true. and important to upholding democracy. Which is the entire fucking purpose of a free press

So AI really is a seminal paradigm-changing technology. For the worse.

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