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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Trump Frantically Digging Holes Around Mar-A-Lago In Hopes Of Striking $454 Million In Oil

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—With time running out for the former president to secure a bond to cover the penalty in his New York civil fraud case, Donald Trump was seen Thursday frantically digging holes around Mar-a-Lago in hopes of striking $454 million in oil. “Look, all I’m asking for here is a little black gold to make that…
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    His soft, pasty hands have never held a shovel.

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