Anyone who thinks he’d do this himself gives him too much credit
I think he’s just got a horrible golf swing.
Eric’s probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now
He probably owns several for burying all those dead hookers
I dunno, he’s creepy enough that he probably ate them.
By “them” I meant the hookers. Not the shovels, that’d be weird.
He eats the hookers by shoveling them into his mouth
His soft, pasty hands have never held a shovel.
I imagine Rudy Giuliani would be frantically driving over to Bedminster with a shovel to do his bidding there as well.
It is a job best suited for Four Seasons Landscaping, after all.
Ahhh Four Seasons Landscaping. Good times, good times.
LoL… nice Onion.
IRL he gave away the rights to be able to do that in order to pay less taxes.
Black gold… Texas tea
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Mango Mussolini digging up more stolen classified documents.
I just saw a headline saying truth social is about to go public and make Trump billions.
Perhaps, but not in time.
The onion isn’t even making their own pictures anymore?
And they couldn’t have at least tried ONE more generative image before slapping it on lol?
