According to Johnny Cash it’s “just to see him die”.
reno does funny shit to people.
A few years back it snowed in Seattle, which is uncommon. I saw a video where folks were having a snowball fight, as you do. A snowball entered the partially open window of a driver. The lady proceeded to Hop the curb, and drive up some embankments trying to hit people with her car.
For a fuckin snowball.
Guy I know was in his car when it was hit by kids having a snowball fight. So he drove straight at them onto the pavement, trapped them in a shop doorway and cracked their heads together before heading in his way. There was an article in the local paper about the police looking for him because one of the kids suffered a broken jaw. He still feels that it was a justifiable course of action .
That guy is a fuckin menace, and a liar to boot. If he really thought he was justified he’d have turned himself in to the police, but he knew what he did was wrong even if he will never admit it to anyone including himself.
The dude is an asshole, but this is bad legal advice. Never talk to the cops directly. Always go through your lawyer.
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That guy is a fuckin menace, and a liar to boot.
Yes and yes. I am frequently shocked at the things he will admit to doing.
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Because they’ve given you everything you’ve ever wanted, been nothing but genuinely kind to you, and done nothing you’ve ever disagreed with.
These other answers are dumb, but for it to be the dumbest it has to be dumber than “they did something I don’t think is wrong” and instead is “they did something that everyone agrees is right.”
They diss your mom in a COD lobby. (Happened IRL)
because they’re mad at the person for being gay, trans, or a different race or religion than you.
Because they had to turn around in your driveway
I feel like you were going for silly answers and got depressingly true answers. :(
Yeah I was.
Dumbest reason to kill someone is they got too serious on your silly thread.
Pol Pot mass murdered anyone wearing glasses.
For whistling.
We get in a fight at a tripple crossroads. He dies. Then I go back to his kingdom and marry his wife. Little did I know she was my mother and he was my father…
You want them to live
What if we are in a simulation and the only way to truly live is to die in the simulation?
Well if you kill everyone, will there be anyone left to shame you? Therefore, it wouldn’t be dumb to kill people then.
“Your not a war criminal if there’s no more military to judge you.”
And when you kill a man, you’re a murderer. Kill many and you’re a conqueror. Kill them all and you’re a god.
Edit: oh. That’s my answer to op: religion.
To maximize shareholders’ profits.
On accident. Oops. Damn. Sorry! Fuck now you’re dead and everyone’s sad/mad and I’ll be in prison the rest of my life. Dammit 😭
