zarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1617arrow-down110
arrow-up1607arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comzarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareMagneticElectron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·1 year agoBut why? What do they have to ban ethically-sourced meat?
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·1 year agoIt cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
minus-squarevividspecter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·1 year agoNot destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 year agoOne bite and, bam, your transmexican.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoIts an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
minus-squarePaddzr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoGot to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
minus-squareSeaJ@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·1 year agoBecause they are free market Republicans. /s
minus-squareCosmicomical@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoBecause they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year ago“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known: If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted. Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions. Let it be law. “
minus-squareolympicyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down8·1 year agoIn fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
But why? What do they have to ban ethically-sourced meat?
It cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
Not destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
One bite and, bam, your transmexican.
What’s wrong with my transmexican?
Its an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
Got to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
Because they are free market Republicans. /s
Because they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “
In fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
It is literally meat though.
How is it not meat?