Edward Internethands

He forgot the famous aphorism, “feed a demon, starve an evangelist”

I don’t know, I just chalk it up to another L on the genius-madness scoreboard. We’ll always have some fond memories of before he went off the deep end.

You preserved a lot of people’s hard work and creativity just like that. You’re awesome!

They’re about to

Have a plan. I left shortly after voting him out, certain it was just the beginning of the end (…of the end of the beginning, a sad finale played off key on a broken down saloon piano on the outskirts of a forgotten ghost town. I shall never set foot in it again.)

Like a gender reveal but for demonic possession

I’m just glad they plan to continue, it’s a great strategy

They should be granted amnesty in exchange for disarmament, among other things to drag them into legitimacy and abiding rule of law. It would have to be an undertaking comparable in scope to denazification post-WWII though.

Sufficiently advanced remembering resembles precognition

Gotcha. Left is when “current thing” good and old things bad. Future things are the leftiest one must presume.

Time to re-evaluate what you mean by left

God has no sense of humour, but he hasn’t found a way to power his simulation without irony. That’s why we’re here, the whole thing falls apart with no sentients to torment

Fig. A: Retrograde anal hiccoughs can result in cerebral explosions.

We actually bitch about everyone, just not to their face.

Russia is shocking nobody by dropping the pretense that any political dissent is acceptable and returning to open totalitarianism. What should worry you is that he feels safe to do so.

What’s happening here is that they want it to keep happening until it’s “not news”. They’ve just about managed it to be honest. Fuck.

I think the word is “metastasized”

The model is wrong. Get hype

I don’t mind my nose elbowing into the moustache party, but why is my hairline advancing? I’m going to be Cousin It in another two decades

I remember seeing people getting swept up in the transient sense of belonging and power that came with all the xenophobia and nationalism that followed. There are probably many who pine for that feeling, and fail to recognize its part in our undoing.